Once upon a time, there was a man named Nerd. He lived in his nerd house and slept in his nerd bed and ate nerd food (like spinich), ect.
But anyway, one day Nerd heard a knocking at his door. He got up and opened it. There stood his land lord, mama bear! (From Goldilocks and the three bears.)
"Nerd," she said,"Your rent was due last thursday! And if you don't pay by Saturday, I'm going to call the Police!!!!" Nerd was a little disturbed at this until he remembered his pay day was Friday. So he said, "Don't worry Mrs. Bear, I'll Pay you as soon as I get home from work Friday."
"You just better!" said Mama.
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As Nerd was walking home on Friday, with a big fat pay check in his pocket, He heard someone come up behind him. He turned around. There stood the meanist, scarist, most dangorus looking little old lady that he had ever seen. She was wearing a black leather jacker with a picture of a skull and cross bones on the back. "Why, hello little old lady!" he said.
"It's Miss little old lady to you," she said. "Do you know me from anywhere?"
"From that TV show on escaped convicts last night night?" Nerd asked.
"Exactly," she said. "I know that you have a big check in your pocket. Hand it over."
Will Nerd give Miss Little Old lady his check? What will happen if he doesn't? Find out next time on THE ADVENTURES OF NERD!!!!