You have chosen the crazy old man as your cyber-guide. Here is the poem that he wrote for Fei-hung before he was shot after defeating the Axe Clan...

Anxiously awaiting the ideal moment
Tempting the hunger of the demons below
Performing stunts of delusional insanity
With explosive aerodynamic accuracy
Dangerously close to outright fear
Not far from idiocy
Tipping the scales of mental imbalance
Talking trash with the reaper's sickle
As if to say "You'll never take me alive"
(Though he wasn't intending to)

Goosebumps and beads of sweat
Butterflies in mass chaos
Eating through stomach lining
Never to back out of a double dog dare
Never to be called a "chicken"
A fearless fool
Attempting what no one else will
For the rush
A kamikazee mission
It seems

An entertainer
With balls of steel
An artist
With a vision
A daredevil
To some
A madman
To others
To me
A hero

Once you've commited this poem to memory, you may go back to the Drunken Master map.


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