this is the page where you get to learn about semi-pathetic little me. well, i don't know much except that i'm supposedly the "nicest guy in the whole world" yet i'm single (go figure). you might as well not try to figure me out because you will fail. when i speak, it means something. when i'm silent, it's equally as important. my influences are cummings, hemingway, salinger, and my music. i have no direction, yet i always end up going somewhere. that's all i have to say about that. enjoy probing my life.