The Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary
11> Invited entire tech-support department to play golf. Brought Melissa
to complete the foursome. 
10> Steve Jobs started work today. The silverware looks great, but he
    doesn't do windows -- yet. 
9> The baby cries constantly. Maybe I'll buy Fisher-Price. 
8> Bought my first Macintosh. It's sooooo cute!
7> Good day. Found over 15 bucks' worth of soda cans in the trash bins
   outside Microsoft headquarters. 
6> Bad day. Ellison sent back the heads of two of the three hitmen I 
   hired, along with a note saying he ate the third one whole. 
5> Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner. Yes! 
4> Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two days! 
3> Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need to buy china, 
   she means dishes. 
2> Ran into Demi and Bruce. Upped my offer to a billion dollars. 
and the Number 1 Entry in BillGates's Diary... 
1> Seventh day: rested.

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