This guy is sitting in a bar drunk, he ask's the bartender where's the
 bathroom at?
 The bartender said, go down the hall & make a right.
 Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hear's this loud scream and
 wonders what is going on in the bathroom.
 A few minutes go by again and everybody at the bar
 hears another loud scream that came out of the bathroom
 again.
 This time the bartender goes into the bathroom to
 investigate what the drunk is screaming about. He opened
 the door and asked the drunk, 
"What's all the screaming  about in here? You are scaring all my customers 
away."

 The drunk said, 
"I'm sitting on the toilet and every  time I go to flush it, something
comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."  

With that, the bartender opens up the  door and looks in and says, 
"No wonder,  you're sitting on a mop bucket you asshole!!!

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