This guy is sitting in a bar drunk, he ask's the bartender where's the
bathroom at?
The bartender said, go down the hall & make a right.
Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hear's this loud scream and
wonders what is going on in the bathroom.
A few minutes go by again and everybody at the bar
hears another loud scream that came out of the bathroom
again.
This time the bartender goes into the bathroom to
investigate what the drunk is screaming about. He opened
the door and asked the drunk,
"What's all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers
away."
The drunk said,
"I'm sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something
comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks in and says,
"No wonder, you're sitting on a mop bucket you asshole!!!
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