There was a young man who was so well endowed that it was bothering his
knee. Three doctors and a nurse were in the operating room discussing
how to remedy the situation. The first doctor said, "We'll just take of
big hunk off the end." They discussed it and decided that would affect
his sensitivity. The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk
out of the middle of it." They discussed it and decided it would change
the texture and feel of it. The third doctor said, "We'll just take a
big hunk off the base of it." They discussed it and said that would
give him erections problems. The doctors looked at the nurse who had
tears running down her cheeks. The nurse cried,
"Can't we just make his legs longer?"
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