Hey, you...out of the gene pool!!!
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           Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an
       airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16
       bills.
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       A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old
       friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two
      practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.

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       A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety
       record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the
       use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial
       Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial
       accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered
       minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room.
       Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches
       after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the
       film.

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       The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear
       weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one
       within city limits.

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       A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in
       St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene,
       fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to
       complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

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       Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years
       on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the
       250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to
       50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the
       copier with the shredder.

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       A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few
       days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for
       robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to
       see him, and thus had him paged.  Police officers recognized
       his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse
       in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.

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       Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by
       placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with
       wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was
       placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button
       each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
       Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect
       confessed.
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       When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan,
       refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the
       man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so
       the robber called the police and was arrested.

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       A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking,"
       stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an
       officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.

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