A king was bored with his life and was soon to
die (old age). He wanted to see some magnificent feat of strength
and braveness. He called everyone in his kingdom for a meeting.
He announced that ANY man that could swim through his swamp filled
with alligators, piranhas and snakes would have his choice of
any kingdom he wanted, a large amount of money or his beautiful
daughter and be set for life. On the day of the event the king
was so happy at the turn out and began his speech of what needed
to be done to get the reward. As soon as he was finished with
his last word...<<<<SPLASH>>>> a man is
swimming through the swamp. He fights with the alligators, snakes
and even out-swims the piranhas. The king is ecstatic!!!! "Great
God that was magnificent!!" What is you choice....a kingdom??
(man panting) NO!!! ahh....money, nice choice....(still panting
man) NO!!!!!! ohhhh....a wise man you choose my daughter so you
may be set for life....you have earned her!! (still panting) NO..NO!!!!!I
don't understand says the king, if you want none of the three
what do you want?????? I WANT THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT PUSHED ME
IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!