A king was bored with his life and was soon to die (old age). He wanted to see some magnificent feat of strength and braveness. He called everyone in his kingdom for a meeting. He announced that ANY man that could swim through his swamp filled with alligators, piranhas and snakes would have his choice of any kingdom he wanted, a large amount of money or his beautiful daughter and be set for life. On the day of the event the king was so happy at the turn out and began his speech of what needed to be done to get the reward. As soon as he was finished with his last word...<<<<SPLASH>>>> a man is swimming through the swamp. He fights with the alligators, snakes and even out-swims the piranhas. The king is ecstatic!!!! "Great God that was magnificent!!" What is you choice....a kingdom?? (man panting) NO!!! ahh....money, nice choice....(still panting man) NO!!!!!! ohhhh....a wise man you choose my daughter so you may be set for life....you have earned her!! (still panting) NO..NO!!!!!I don't understand says the king, if you want none of the three what do you want?????? I WANT THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT PUSHED ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!