There once was a vampire named Mable,
Who's periods were very unstable.
On one bright full moon,
She took out a spoon,
And drank herself under the table.
There once was a young girl from France,
Who got on the train in a trance.
Everyone fucked her,
Except the conductor,
And he even came twice in his pants.
There once was a young man named Phil,
Who swallowed a dynamite pill.
His heart expired,
His butt backfired,
And his dick shot over the hill.
There once was a man from Madas,
Who had balls that were made out of brass.
In cold windy weather,
His balls clanged together,
And sparks flew right out of his ass.
I'm really quite sorry to say,
This guy spanked his monkey all day.
He twiddled his fiddle,
Until it got brittle,
And then it just crumbled away.
A young girl of North Carolina,
Fixed fiddlestrings 'cross her vagina.
With proper sized cocks,
The sex became Bachs,
Tecotta and Fugue in D minor.
First let me explain I'm cursed.
I'm a poet who's time gets reversed.
Reversed gets time,
Who's poet a I'm,
Cursed I'm explain me let first.
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