A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a
midget. Althought the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy
doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up
next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close
range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have
ever seen!" Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts
to move away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the
little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them." Again
the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges
the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls,
and says loudly, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder !"
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