An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch,
reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother
appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three
wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be
reall rich."
*** POOF ***
Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young,
beautiful princess."
*** POOF ***
She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front
of them. Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she
asks.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than
anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a
smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and
whispers in her ear:
"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
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