There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was
driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in
distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood
Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any
children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his
toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the
toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the
accident. Who was the survivor ?
(scroll down for the answer.....)
The perfect woman - everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such
thing as a perfect man.
(Men, scroll down.......)
A Male's Response - So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,
the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a
car accident.
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