A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into
the wife's business end. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also
quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and
carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor.
The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove
with forceps so he says to the husband that he will have to try and entice
it out by putting honey on his dick and withdrawing as soon as he feels the
wasp.
And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and his
frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise to the
occasion. So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife
don't object. Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage, so
the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an
erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only he doesn't stop
and withdraw but continues with vigour. The husband shouts, "What the
hell's happening?"
To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to drown the little
bastard!"
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