Johnny goes home and catches his dad...
"Dad...?"
"Yeah son, what is it?"
"I heard a word today and I don't know what it is, can you tell me?"
"Well, tell me the word and if I know I'll explain it for you"
"What's a 'Dick'?"
Dad decides honesty is the best policy here so takes Johnny into the
bathroom, drops his trousers whips out the whanger and says...
"There son, that's a Dick"
"Oh"
Next day at school the little girl finds Johnny again...
"Hey Johnny, did you find out what a 'Dick' was?"
"Yeah, er, come with me a minute"
He takes her round the back of the school buildings, drops his trousers,
whips out his whanger and says...
"See that?"
"Yes"
"Well that's a cock. A 'Dick' is like that but about two inches shorter".
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