"Andy's Chest" (album _VU_ version)


	If I could be anything
	in the world that flew
	I would be a bat and come
	swooping after you
	And if the last time you were here
	things were a bit askew

	Well, you know what happens after dark
	When rattlesnakes loose their skins and their hearts
	And all the missionaries loose their bark

	Oh, all the trees are calling after you
	And all the venom snipers after you
	Are all the mountains boulder after you

	If I could be any one
	of the things in this world that bite
	Instead of attention or slow on a leash
	I'd rather be your kite
	Be tied to the end of your string
	flying in the air at night

	'Cause you know what they say about honey bears
	When you shave off all their baby hair
	You have a hairy minded big bare bear

	And all the bells are rolling out for you
	And all the stones are erupting out for you
	And all the cheap luck suckers are flying after you

	Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff
	were grooving down the street
	And just like in a movie
	her hands became her feet
	Her belly button was her mouth
	which meant she tasted what she'd speak

	But the funny thing is what happened to her nose
	It grew until it reached all of her toes
	Now, when people say her feet smell, they mean her nose

	And all the curtains laced with diamonds for you
	And all the Romeos will be for you
	And kingdom's Christian sailors, dear, for you
	And melting ice cap mountain tops for you
	And knights in flaming silver robes for you
	And bats, that with a kiss turn prince for you
	Swoop, swoop, bop, bop
	Roll, roll, swoop, swoop
	Bop, bop, roll, roll



	{D}{D}{G}{G}		(If I could be anything ...)
	{D}{D}{G}{G}		(I would be a bat and come ...)
	{D}{D}{C}{G}		(- if the last time you were ...)

	{Cm/Dm}{D#/E}{F}{F}	(- know what happens after dark ...)
	{Cm/Dm}{D#/E}{F}{F}	(- rattlesnakes loose their ...)
	{Cm/Dm}{D#/E}{F}{F}	(- all the missionaries loose ...)

	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(- all the trees are calling ...)
	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(- all the venom snipers after ...)
	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(- all the mountains boulder ...)

	...

guitar	{C}{C}{F}{F}
	{C}{C}{G}{G}
	{C}{C}{F}{F}
	{C}{G}

	...

	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(- all the curtains laced with ...)
	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(- all the Romeos will be for ...)
	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(- kingdom's Christian sailors ...)
	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(- melting ice cap mountain ...)
	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(- knights in flaming silver ...)
	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(- bats, that with a kiss turn ...)
	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(Swoop, swoop, bop, bop)
	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(Roll, roll, swoop, swoop)
	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(Bop, bop, roll, roll)
	... fade out




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	"Andy's Chest" (album _Transformer_ version)


	If I could be anything
	in the world that flew
	I would be a bat and come
	swooping after you
	And if the last time you were here
	things were a bit askew

	Well, you know what happens after dark
	When rattlesnakes loose their skins and their hearts
	And all the missionaries loose their bark

	Oh, all the trees are calling after you
	And all the venom snipers after you
	Are all the mountains boulder after you

	If I could be any one of the things
	in this world that bite
	Instead of being a tethered ocelot on a leash
	I'd rather be your kite
	And be tied to the end of your string
	and flying in the air, baby, at night

	'Cause you know what they say about honey bears
	When you shave off all their baby hair
	You have a hairy minded big bare bear

	And all the bells are rolling out for you
	And stones are all erupting out for you
	And all the cheap bloodsuckers are flying after you

	Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff
	were groovin' on the street
	And just like in a movie
	her hands became her feet
	Her belly button was her mouth
	which meant she tasted what she'd speak, ooohhh

	But the funny thing is what happened to her nose, ooohhh
	It grew until it reached all of her toes, ooohhh
	Now, when people say her feet smell, they mean her nose

	And curtains laced with diamonds, dear, for you
	And all the Roman noblemen for you
	And kingdom's Christian soldiers, dear, for you
	And melting ice cap mountains tops for you
	Oh, and knights in flaming silver robes for you
	And bats, that with a kiss turn prince for you
	Swoop, swoop, oh, baby, ride, ride
	Swoop, swoop, rock, rock
	Swoop, swoop, rock, rock



	{D}{D}{Gsus4}{G}	(If I could be anything ...)
	{D}{D}{Gsus4}{G}	(I would be a bat and come ...)
	{D}{D}{Gsus4}{G}	(- if the last time you were ...)

	{D#}{A#}{F}{F}		(- know what happens after dark ...)
	{D#}{A#}{F}{F}		(- rattlesnakes loose their ...)
	{D#}{A#}{F}{F}		(And all the missionaries loose ...)

	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(Oh, all the trees are calling ...)
	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(And all the venom snipers ...)
	{C}{F}{G}{G}		(Are all the mountains boulder ...)

	....




* riff (Well, you know what happens after dark ...)
  {D#}      {A#}     {F}     {F}
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///// transcribed by Shirou Kouchi (wildside@mtci.or.jp) ////////////
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