"The Murder Mystery"


	[A]

1.	Denigrate obtuse and active verbs pronouns
	Skewer the sieve of the optical sewer
	Release the handle that holds all the gates up
	Puncture the eyeball that seeps all the muck up
	Read all the books and the people worth reading
	And still see the muck on the sky of the ceiling

2.	Relent and obverse and inverse and perverse
	And reverse the inverse of perverse and reverse
	And reverse and reverse and reverse and chop it
	And pluck it and cut it and spit it and sew it
	To joy on the edge of a cyclop and spinet
	To rage on the edge of a cylindrical minute

3.	Tantalize poets with visions of grandeur
	As their faces turn blue with the reek of the compost
	As the living try hard to retain what the dead lost
	With the double dead sickness from writing at what cost
	And business and business and reverse and reverse
	And set the brain reeling the inverse and inverse

4.	Whit cheap simian melodies hillbilly outgush
	For illiterate ramblings, for cheap understanding
	The compost the reverse the obtuse and stupid
	And business and business and cheap stupid lyrics
	And simple mass reverse while the real thing is dying

5.	Jumpsuit and pig meat and making his fortune
	While making them happy with the inverse and obverse
	And making them happy and making them happy
	With the cloy and the stupid just another dumb lackey
	Who puts out the one thing while singing the other
	But the real things alone and it is no man's brother

6.	Oh not to be whistled or studied or hummed
	Or remembered at nights when the eye is alone
	But to skewer and revage and savage and split
	With the grace of a diamond and bellicose wit
	To stun and to stagger with words of such stone
	That those who do hear cannot again return home

7.	Contempt contempt and contempt for the seething
	For writhing and reeling and two bit reportage
	For sick whit the body and sinister holy
	The drowned burst babies now dead on the seashore
	The valourous horseman who hand from the ceiling
	The pig on the carpet the dusty pale jissom
	That has no effect for the sick with the seesaw
	The inverse obverse converse reverse of inverse
	The diverse and converse of reverse and perverse
	And sweet pyrotechnics and let's have another
	Of inverse converse diverse perverse and reverse
	Hells graveyard is damned as they chew on their brains
	The slick and the scum reverse inverse and perverse

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	[B]

1.	Candy screens wrappers of silk-screen fantastic
	Lurid and lovely with twilight of ages
	Laconic giggles, ennui for the passions
	Rectify moments most serious and urgent
	Requiring replies most facile and vacuous
	On the subject of great concern, noble origin

2.	For screeching and yelling and various offenses
	Against the state the country and the committee
	For groveling and spewing and various offenses
	The inverse the obverse the converse and reverse
	And suitable reckonings too numerous to mention
	It is heretofore, heretothree, forthleft forthrightly stated -

3.	Rembrandt and Oswald and peanuts and ketchup
	Up to the stand with your feet on the Bible
	Do you swear to ketchup and throw up and up up
	Excuse me to willow and wander dark wonders
	The fate of a nation rests hard on your bosom
	And set the tongue squealing, the reverse and reverse

4.	Contempt contempt and contempt for the boredom
	For cordless and Harry and Apepig and Scissor
	For children and adults all those under ninety
	A stray in this fray is no condom worth saving
	No dimple crass inverse can make lying worth dying

5.	Off with his head, take his head from his neck off
	Put out his eyes and then cut his nose off
	Scoop out his brain put a string were his ears were
	And swing the whole mess from the end of a wire
	The wire extend from the tip of a rose
	Whick will retain the remnants of what once was a nose

6.	Casbah and cascade and Rrosehip and feeling
	Cascade and cyanide Rachmaninoff Beethoven
	Skull silly wagons and justice and perverse
	And reverse the inverse of inverse and inverse
	Blueberry catalogue questionable earnings
	Point of Order return the king here to the ceiling

7.	Sick leaf and sorrow and pincers not scissors
	Regard and refrain from the daughters of marriage
	Regards from the elders and youngest in carriage
	Regard and regard from the inverse and perverse
	From the hump storing water, like brain is to marrow
	To x-ray and filthy and cutting and peeling
	To skin and to skin and to bone and to structure
	To living and pallid and turgid and structured
	And structured and structured and structured and structured
	And regard and refrain and regard and refrain
	The sick and the dumb inverse reverse and perverse

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	[AA]

1.	Please raise the flag
	Rosy red carpet envy
	English used here
	This messenger is nervous
	It's no fun at all
	Out here in the hall

2.	Put down the rag
	Simpering callow and morose
	If I knew then I could get out
	The murder you see
	Is a mystery to me

3.	Objection ! Suffice
	Apelike and tactile bassoon
	Oboeing me, cordon that virus' section
	Off - to the left
	Is what is not right

4.	Exit the pig
	Enter the owl and gorgeous
	King on the left
	It on the right and primping
	Adjusting his nose
	As he reads from the scrolls

5.	No one nose
	No nose is good news and sceneless
	Extend the wine
	Drink here a toast to something
	Ten year old port is perfect in court

6.	Razzmatazz
	There's nothing up my shoulder
	Lust is a must
	Shaving my heads made me bolder
	Will you kindly read
	What is was I brought three

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	[BB]

1.	Mister Moonlight
	Succulent smooth and gorgeous
	Isn't it nice
	We're number one and so forth
	Isn't it sweet, being unique

2.	Mister Muse
	Fellow of wit and gentry
	Medieval ruse
	Filling the shallow and empty
	Fools that dual, dual in pools

3.	English arcane
	Tantamount here to frenzy
	Passing for me
	Lascivious elder passion
	Corpulent filth, disguised as silk

4.	Folksy Knockwurst
	Peel back the skin of French and
	What do you find
	Follices intertwining
	Succulent prose, wrapped up in rolls

5.	Safety is nice
	Not an unwise word spoken
	Scary bad dreams
	Made safe and lovely songs
	No doom of gloom
	Allowed in this room

6.	Hello to Ray
	Hello to Gidiva and Angel
	Who let you in ?
	Isn't it nice the party
	Aren't the lights, pretty at night

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	[C]

	Sick upon the staircase
	Sick upon the carpet
	Blood on the pillow
	Climbing on the parapet

	See the church bells gleaming
	Knife that scrapes a sick plate
	Dentures full of airholes
	The tailor couldn't mend straight

	Shoot her full of airholes
	Climbing up the casket
	Take me to the casket
	Teeth upon her red throat

	Screw me in the daisies
	Rip apart her holler
	Snip the seas fantastic
	Treat her like a sailor

	Full and free and nervous
	Out to make his fortune
	Either this or that way
	Sickly or in good health

	Piss upon a building
	Like a dog in training
	Teach to heel or holler
	Yodel on a sing song

	Down upon the carpet
	Tickle polyester
	Sick within the parapet
	Screwing for a dollar

	Sucking on a firehose
	Chewing on a rubber line
	Tied to chair and rarebits
	Pay another player

	Oh your such a good led
	Here's another dollar
	Tie him to the bedpost
	Sick with witches covens

	Craving for raw meat
	Bones upon the metal
	Sick upon the circle
	Down upon the carpet
	Down below the parapet
	Waiting for your bidding
	Pig upon the carpet
	Tumenescent railroad
	Neuro-anesthesia analog
	Ready for a good look
	Drooling at the birches
	Swinging from the birches
	Succulent Nebraska

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	[CC]

	Plowing while it's done anyway
	Dumb and ready pigmeat
	Sick upon the carpet
	Climb into the casket
	Safe within the parapet

	Sackets in the parapet
	Pigs are out and growling
	Slaughter by the seashore
	See the lifeguard drowning

	Sea is full of fishes
	Fishes full of China
	China Plates are falling
	All fall down

	Sick and shimmy carpets
	Rise before my eyes eyes
	Lead me to the ceiling
	Walk upon the wall wall

	Tender as the green grass
	Drink the whiskey horrow
	See the young girls dancing
	Flies upon the beaches

	Beaches are for sailors
	Nuns across the sea wall
	Black hood horseman raging
	Swordsmen eating fire

	Fire on the carpet
	Set the house a blazing
	Seize and bring it flaming
	Gently to the ground ground

	Dizzy bell Miss Fortune
	Fat and full of love juice
	Drip it on the carpet
	Down below the firehose

	Weep and whiskey fortune
	Sail me to the moon dear
	Drunk and dungeon sailors
	Headless Roman horseman

	The King and Queen are empty
	Their heads are in the outhouse
	Fish upon the water
	Bowl upon the savior

	Toothless wigged laureate
	Plain of bull and fancy
	Name upon a letter head
	Impressing all the wheat germ
	Love you for a nickel
	Maul you for a quarter
	Set the casket flaming
	Do not go gentle blazing

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intro	{Gm}{Gm}{C}{C}
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organ	{Cm}{Cm}{Cm}{Cm}
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voice	{Gm}{Gm}{C}{C}				(....)
	{Gm}{Gm}{C}{C}				(....)
	{Gm}{Gm}{C}{C}				(....)

	{Cm}{Cm}{Cm}{Cm}			(Mister Moonlight ...)
	{Cm}{Cm}{Cm}{Cm}			(Isn't it nice ...)
	{Cm}{Cm}{Cm}{Cm}			(Isn't it sweet ...)

	....

piano	{D.G/D.C}{D.G/D.C}{D.G/D.C}{D.G/D.C}	(....)
	{D.G/D.C}{D.G/D.C}{D.G/D.C}{D.G/D.C}	(....)
	{D.G/D.C}{D.G/D.C}{D.G/D.C}{D.G/D.C}	(....)
	{D.G/D.C}{D.G/D.C}{D.G/D.C}{D.G/D.C}	(....)
	... repeat and fade out




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///// transcribed by Shirou Kouchi (wildside@mtci.or.jp) //////////////
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