Jennifer walked into the doctors office with a hole in the palm of her hand.
The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was
an obvious gunshot wound! Jennifer said, "Well, to be honest with you, I
was trying to commit suicide, and first stuck the gun in my mouth, but
thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't
want to ruin it, so I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought,
wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to
ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute,
I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them!
So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is
going to be loud....."
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