"No matter how much you suck, you'll always sound good if you've got the right equipment"
-Me

the above quote was spawned from the original quote….

"Everyone sounds good on Pravin's keyboard"
-Me

but no one would get it unless they were there when I said it. Which only a few people were. This quote has recently been reinforced when I went over my friend's house and played with his new effects processor.

-"Even small rocks sink"
Hamsterman

"John's Mom is the root of all evil"
-Me

this was written about my friends mom, she is mean, and tyrannical.

"Don't make me give you a few new elbows!"
-Me

This is what I say when someone pisses me off, or I don't get my way

"Marilyn Manson? She Rules"
-Matt Hall

Matt is a guy I go to school with, when POAAF 1^st came out, he was trying to impress me with his knowledge of the band, I obviously wasn't impressed.

"You're giving me ogida!"
-Mrs. G (my math teacher)

This is what she says after my class, every day. Ogida (sp?) is Italian for heartburn.

"Let's Go Smoke A Bowl"
-Jay from Clerks & Mallrats

"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"
-Dante, From "Clerks"

"The Slave Thinks He Is Released From Bondage Only To Find A Stronger Set Of Chains"
-Trent Reznor, in the liner notes of "Broken"

"It won't give up, it wants me dead, goddamn this noise inside my head"
-Trent Reznor, Lyric to "The Becoming"

"The Beatings Will Continue Until Moral Improves"
-Unknown

This phrase is found in many places, and I've heard many people say it.

"Don't Hurt Me! Don't Hurt Me!, Don't Stop!"
-John

"Fo-getaboutit"
-Almost everyone in "Donnie Brasco"

-"Do you think the music we listen to has any effect on our poor grades?"
"No"

This was a conversation between me and John, he said the 1^st part, me the second.