"Carrie's brain is squishy, grey, wrinkled, and fills her entire cranium." --Neurologist
"Fun for both axons and dendrites!" --MRI Technician
"Floods your synapses with dopamine and seratonin!" --Psychopharmacologist
"Carrie once failed a neurobiology test, so... well, she's not qualified to write about brains, that's for sure." --Former College Professor
"Carrie is a brilliant genius!" --Carrie's Mom
"That girl has an overdeveloped id." --Psychoanalyst
(Generally updated at least semi-weekly)