Erectile Dysfunction
	You:  You are such a tease.  I can't believe you got me all excited for nothing.  I really, really want this story, and it's not here. Me:   I can email it to you.  You:  You know, I think people who write mini-plays in second person in an effort to be clever, rather than just making statements, are really dorky. Me:  I guess I'll stop then.  Of course I don't care what you think anyway.  I mean, you did make a sort of sexualized statement about my story in the first place.  That's kind of stupid too. You:  Actually, you wrote it. Me:  Oh, right.  Well, carry on then.