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some of my friends go out and skateboard
but I can't skate so I just get bored
I'd rather be riding a bike
two wheels to me is just all right
cuz they skate by me doing all their tricks
while I'm standing there looking like a dick
and I'm pretty sure that I make them sick
cuz I don't even know what an ollie is
call me a poseur with a wallet chain
I don't want to hang out because
there is too much pain
see I can't skateboard for falling down
I put two feet on the deck then
I hit the ground
when I rip
I trip
when I skate
I can't
I don't even try to imitate
cuz I can't fucking skate