The next day, AJ, Grayson, Dallas, and Brian all walked through Caesar's Palace's Shopping Forum. Dallas had bought a stuffed animal at the toy shop. It was a little Roman soldier kitty. She named it Brian, after his roman soldier role in the 'Millennium' commercials.
"Are you hungry?" Brian asked. Dallas shook her head. "Not even a hot pocket? How about an Eggo®?"
Dallas shook her head and held the soft kitty up to her face. "No. We do not gnaw on our kit-ty." Brian said.
Dallas laughed and said, "Dr. Evil, you are postively EVIL."
Brian looked confused, "That's not in the movie."
"It doesn't have to be." Grayson said.
"Not all in the world revolves around Austin Powers." AJ said.
"Leigh's sister-" Grayson started.
"Cordy?" both Brian and AJ asked.
"Yeah, Cordy. Anyway, obviously Austin Power's does make the world go 'round for her." Grayson finished.
"I'm not surprised-" Dallas started, when she smelled alchohol in the air. Then she saw it.
"Sup, Baby?" the figure said, obviously drunk. "You with this guy?" He said, pointing to Brian.
"Not tonight, Timberlake." Brian said.
"Shut up, Nick." Justin Timberlake said. "Or are you Howie? I can't tell."
"Justin, are you drunk?" AJ asked.
"NO! no. I'm sotally tober." he replied.
"Answer's MY question."AJ said.
"Hey baby," Justin said to Dallas. "Wanna come up to MY room tonight?"
"Justin, stop. You're scaring me." Dallas said.
"I'm not scary, I'm dead sexy." Justin said.
"Justin." Another voice said. "She asked you to stop."
"Okay, I will." Justin said as he turned to face the new-comers. It was Vanessa and Kevin.
"Damn, why go for her when I could have this fine piece of meat?" he asked, reffering to Vanessa.
"Justin-" She replied.
He cut her off. He put his arm around her shoulder and continued: "YOU have a nice body. I got a big bed in my hotel room."
"Justin. This is my WIFE you're talkin' to." Kevin said.
"Wife?"
"Yeah. WIFE." Vanessa said as she removed his arm.
"Hunny, divorce him and marry me. Why would you want some background singer when you could have me, the star?" Justin said. "I like this one-" he started.
But he was cut off. Not by words, but a swift blow to the jaw.
"WHOA!" Brian said.
"Go Kev!" AJ said.
"Hey Justin?" Kevin asked.
"Wha?"
"You can't sue me because you sexually harrased my wife." Kevin said. "You deserved it."
The other four members of 'N Sync came over. "Justin, what happened?" JC asked.
"Kevin punched me." Justin said.
"KEVIN!? Why did you do that!?" Lance demanded.
"Before you get mad at me, ask him what he did." Kevin said.
"Nothin'!" Justin replied.
"Okay, even I can tell that he's lying. Excuse me, miss?" Joey asked Grayson.
"Yes?"
"What did he do?"
"Oh, well, he hit on Dallas-" She started.
"Excuse me, Dallas?" Chris asked, confused.
"Me." Dallas said.
"OH! okay. Continue."
"Then made advances towards Vanessa, Kevin's wife, so Kevin hit him." Grayson finished.
"Oh. So it was his fault?" Joey asked.
"Yes."
"Okay. Thank you."
"Hey Kevin, you got married?" Lance asked.
"Yeah," Kevin said, looked into Vanessa's eyes while he held her in his arms.
"Congratulations!" JC said.
"Thank you. This is Vanessa." Kevin said.
"Wow. She's pretty." Joey said.
"Wow. Beautiful." Chris said.
"Wow, you're lucky." Lance said.
"Wow. My jaw hurts." Justin said.
"WOW! Look at the time! We have to go! Sorry guys. Congrat's again, but we have to be in by midnight and it's 11:45. Photo shoot in the morning." JC said.
"Yeah, we better go too." Vanessa said, reffering to her and Kevin.
"Yep, we all better turn in." Brian said. With that, they all exited Caesar's Palace and went back to their hotels.
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