One day in the Garden of Eden...
Eve: Adam, do you really love me?
Adam: no, not really.
Eve: WHAT?! Then why did you made love to me??
Adam: HELLO?!? as if I had a choice!
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A prisoner donated his eyes, arms, legs and kidney.
Guard: Aba, unti-unti ka nang tumatakas ha!
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A boy is sitting on a sofa courting a girl. Boy nautot.
Girl: Blacky alis diyan sa ilalim ng sofa.
Boy: Buti bintang siya sa aso.
(Boy utot uli)
Girl: Blacky sabi alis diyan baka mataihan ka!
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Always forgive your enemies. They hate that.
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