woah, an update...it's been over a month...not that anything has bloody happened since but still. thought i'd do an update cos there's bollocks all else to do...except for all that homework and study (it is, after all, a two year course), but i want to make as much use of my internet time as i can cos i've finally gotten my hands on a computer after about 3 weeks of total abstinence due to the feckered state of our old faith(fate?)ful piece of shit we call a pc. anyway really this is all just filling in space ahhh this keyboard is mad it keeps lapin' all over the place, jaysis. anyway just filling in space but isn't that all this whole website does anyway. i thought they were bringing the adam and joe show back, anyway, what happened? that was a GROSS DISAPPOINTMENT to say the least, although i don't know why i capitalised it. speaking of which, only 31 days til capdown are playing...starting their tour anyway. i think that's enough from me...i had one more thing to say, what was it...hmmm, can't think for the life o'me. anyway, only 5 days til the weekend!!! ahh i shouldn't've said that, now i'll have to change it tomorrow...d'oh sunday 13th august
well i'm back from german college since friday but i've got nothing to say really...this is just for the sake of an update so bye...
well the band are all together in the same place again...bloody roscommon...ehhhhh...keep on whorin', i'm outies. as they say.
well me(nooly) and joanna are back again since friday. we see no-one has signed the guestbook except avril's penpal, av, if you're here again show her the eggmeister 's page and get all her mad mates to look at it too, poor li'l bugger doesn't get many visits. i'm going to german college on monday so byeeeeeeee again sunday 18th june 2000
ehhh...webmaestro here...still in hamsterdomiam...they sell litre cartons of chocolate yogurt here. is that class or what.
well well, an update after all. i is in 'the biggest internet cafe in the world,' so i thought i'd do a bit of an ol' update. nothing much to say, except i want to declare the official opening of the "guess 'i forgot's favourite bands" competition. if you don't know who i forgot is, here's the message s/he left on the guesty:
UMMM WELL LET'S SEE. I CAME HERE CAUSE THEY SAID IT WOULD MAKE YOU ALL HAPPY. SO HERE I AM. WELL AS I CAN PLAINLY SEE YOU ALL SUCK. ROCK MUSIC IS THE GREATEST EVER, NEXT TO HEAVY MEATAL. SLIPKNOT KICKS MAJOR MOTHER FUCKING ASS SO STOP CUTTING ON THEM. AND FOR GOD SAKES TAKE THIS PIECE OF SHIT PAGE OFF THE NET!!!! OH AND ANOTHER THING, GO FUCK YOURSELVES WITH 12IN DILDOS!!!!
an intelligent young individual, evidently, and no doubt the kind of person who is the reason why the recent spate of pseudo-metallers in ireland garner such respect from the wider community. anyway, to try your luck at guessing as to what mr./ms. forgot's fantasmo taste in music is, just put it in the guestybuke. seeyus...
wooooooooagh........'the webmistress,' alternatively dubbed shewhocannotbenamed (in a blatant rip-off of the dwarves, yes), will shortly be leaving for a sex-and-drugs tour of amsterdam and from tomorrow morning til then will be in dublin cleaning her aunty mary's house. so no more hupdates til the 19th june at least. anyway tis bad enough, what with this crippling bout of hayfever i'm suffering, ohhhhhhhh and no sign of that strapping young lad hoodie in the post, and i've got to tape some shtuff for marcellus the dutch punk while packing, my life is so taxing. you know i honestly believe that my life is harder than everyone else's i mean bad things just seem to happen to me. it's just not fair, euwwwwwwwwwww hooooooooooo hooooooooooo POOR FUCKING ME OH I'M SOOOOOO SORRY FOR MYSELF
THE PICTURES ARE UP!!!!!! after much slaving by nooly, they're up, let's just hope me da doesn't come home now cos it's nearly 20 past 1
go here: picters
the last update has been relegated to the news section 'n' there's a possibility that we'll be scanning some pictures tomorrow to put up...we just have to think up 'funny' captions...look through some old kerrangs or something i suppose, expect a lot along the lines of 'a gimp, yesterday.'
wellllll, the whores are just back from an end-of-year school trip which, although ill-planned and sloppily executed, wasn't 'arf bad. jaysis, did y'see in eastenders, robbie's looking for a girlfriend or soulmate as he put it on the internet. the fool. we've seen it all before and it always ends up badly. heartbreak high, dawson's creek, that film where internet goings-on ended badly...anyway we took some photos which we thought were rather witty and amusing, of course you the discerning net-nerds will know better when/if we put 'em up. there was an adventure playground and a ball-pool and everything, it really helped to work up an appetite for the two mingy scoops of mashed potatoes and two spoons of vegetables we got for dinner each evening. of course it was enhanced with some brown soup masquerading as gravy which eased the hunger pangs if loaded onto the plate and scooped into the mouth when the micro-meal had been finished. and you'll be glad to know a certain member's pubes are now growing back, i, ehhh i mean she had shaved them to avoid swimming pool shame, and i, no she, did to some extent, but of course there were the unavoidable bulgy bits and that unfortunate swimming-cap business but hey, everyone laughs at me, i mean her anyway. we went to see the virgin suicides, 'twas good like, but it warn't too clear why they all killed themselves yknow what i mean. and that slutty wan was no virgin, so what was that about. zeke from the 'fassulty' was in it anyway, sporting some very dodgy hair but looking quite fine indeed, and lots of nubile young ladies so why not check it out. as they say. something for everyone, even a 13 year old in the bath for those of you who likes 'em young, and dead girls for those of you who likes 'em cold 'n' blue, oul wans for those who fantasise about their friends' ma's n pa's, and small foreign boys for *name withheld in case he goes spa or starts crying again*...ehhh i mean homosexual paedophiles. and we went shopping in newry on tuesday and then mullingar today, what a load of cock. if we're gonna have a shopping trip, 'twould be an idea to go to a town that has shops like. anyway a few purchases were made, no-one was shot or bombed or knee-capped, thanks to my fashion advice (no orange, but no green either, keep it neutral). and as for mullingar...jaysis sake, where would you be off to. the talent wasn't bad though, but nothing to write home about. why would y'write home anyway we were only an hour away. there might be another update but maybe not, it's hard to call lads, it's hard to call... outkry have been added to our links list, antihero/nerdlinger may be taken off because frankly we're rather pissed off at being taken off their links page. you little fecks.
i just deleted it by accident, anyway it was just something about the picture being put up.