"Chris is one bad motherf*cker when he's mad..."






Nicks: Uhh, Chris, Cithy...Any we left out?

Birthday: November 10, 1979

Pets: a German Shepherd, Kahn

Family: Mum, Sue dad David, twin sister, Louise

Little Bits of Useless Info:


Chris once ran off stage crying when he dropped his bass.

He once had his hair dyed blue.

He didn't wanna play bass, he wanted to play guitar, but Daniel and Ben forced him to. I find that extremely funny, for some reason.

If he could break the law in any way and get away with it, Chris would go on one last train robbery with Ronny Biggs.

Chris says that while Ben and Daniel are writing songs, he's walking his dog on the beach. Daniel says if he doesn't start writing songs (the "silverchair type" of course) he'll hunt him down and beat him.

Ben, being the kind, sweet boy that he is, bought a lovely present for Chris: socks that say 'I'm just a shy guy with a big dick.' Now, that, that is touching.



"I'm not the smartest (in my class), but I'm not the scum either."