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This is just a section on my favorite bands, or bands that have a decent song or to out. Like Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Offspring, Stabbing Westward, KoRn, And others that I cannot think of because I'm to tired right now.

Marilyn Manson: I love this man's voice and his music

Rob Zombie: I liked all that I have heard

Offspring: I like Smash and Ixnay on the Hombre

Stabbing Westward:  I like Whither Blister Burn and Peel

KoRn:  What can you not like?

Radiohead:  I like Karma Police and Creep, even though I make up lyrics to both songs... I can't understand those foreigners.. french people piss me off....

Smashing Pumpkins:  yep...

KoRn:  oh yeah... mentioned that one... they kick ass

Nine Inch Nails: I like NIN... Trent is so funny.... especially that song Hurt... wasn't that a cover off of Barbara Steisand's last album?

Loving Symbiotic dISEASE:  I like some of their music... but they otherwise suck

Nada Surf:  I wanna be Popular

White Town:  Your Woman... wasn't that a cover off of Barbara Steisand's last album?

Garbage:  Shirley Manson would be a great lay... oh.. and the music is cool too...
If Manson is in the name, it has to be a good lay.  Here Charlie, Charlie, Charlie...

deftones:  I like Bored....

Any band that did music for pornos:  those disco bands rock or whatever...

Nirvana:  Yep... noone ever claims Nirvana as a band they like... nope

Soundgarden:  Black Hole Sun... that is nutty...

Stepenwolf:  no.. I was just joking... aren't they dead?

Hole:  I don't like Celebrity Skin, but everything else kicks ass.  Courtney Love should be named Courtney MANSON! (She killed Kurt... that bastard...)

Guns N Roses:  Aren't they dead?  hell, they still rock.... (They killed Kurt)

Winger:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no...

Black Hole Sun, won't you come.... and suck on my penis.... so I can come....

nevermind..

Rage Against the Machine:  And a pocket fulla shells...

Ralmstein:  I wanna learn german.... and raise sheep... no.. yes.... bend the fucking bars back and EAT THEM!  YES, EAT THEM!!!

Rancid:  Ruby ruby something something... eh... I don't care anymore..

KoRn:  They sound just like Garth Brooks... no

That is all I give a fuck about writing shit on right now...
So, if you don't like this shit, go to hell.
If you do, go to hell.
And if you like anything that doesn't have pickles in it, go to hell.
Cause you are all useless.
Except for Carnies.  They should be our government.
Carnies rule.
They have small hands and smell of cabbage.  I want to smell like cabbage.
Maybe then, I could have some friends.
But I am too poor.
I will run away and join the Carnival.


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