WEIRD
Those of you that have been to the shows know that, sometimes, REALLY interesting things tend to occur when we're not prepared for them. If you remember any of these moments, consider yourself a hardcore pastritier and sigh in reverie.
The Most bizarre Savage Pastry moments :1. Lenny stripping down into a skin-tight superman costume during "Supergirl..." at the Royal Oaks show.
2. The african american gentleman patrolling the Royal Oaks parking lot wearing a tight "security shirt", sporting braids ala snoop dogg, and hoisting a billy club.
3. The old man in the swing outside of the Royal Oaks show.
4. Justus Boring trying to jump off of the dumpster at the second Psu show and slamming his head.
5. Our fans throwing the singer of the Monster Kid's shoes in the woods at the Meadville show after he hit Katie in the head with one of them.
6. Joel doing his interpetive dance at the Meadville show, knocking over a bottle of pickles, and covering the whole floor in pickle juice.
7. Rod.
8. Our redition of "Black Betty" at the first Psu show.
9. The kid who got drunk and was crying out back behind the Vfw at the 2nd show there.
10. Chris and Lenny each smashing guitars at Freddie Fresh's, Chris's colliding with the ground, Lenny's over Rando's head.
11. Performing the death metal doo whop on the back deck of the mortis deushe house to the 15 people who actually came. That was a fun show
12. Hammerjacks - the only members of the audience were actually in the bands.
13. Just about anything at the Psu Beaver show, but especially Joel chewing on my leg, his stage dive into the wood floor, the rose distribution to he audience during the death metal doo whop, and ESPECIALLY donuting the need for justice drumset.
14. Nate and Mike Fareri giving that tishman kid a picture-perfect dudley death drop on the floor of the chestnut st cafe
15. Mike Fleet crowdsurfing (oh, but how i wish he could have gotten clark up there!!!)
16. Our rendition of "Eye of the Tiger" in which Joel "the underdog guido" Lepak fought Rando "the big dumb russian" Knight. In the traditional manner of all david vs goliath stories, Joel ended up getting body slammed and elbow dropped until he queefed blood.
17. Playing that terrible Lit song with Fabes singing.
18. Pj, Nate, Rando, Joel?, and the little tishman all taking their shirts off and exposing their sweat-laden nakedness during Ivet's set at the 2nd Vfw show.
19. Proper attire being defined as "Anything that covers your cock" by the old cat with the oxygen tank.
20. 8 police cars pulling into formation several yards from us and just sitting their shining thier spotlights at us while we tried to load our gear into the plaza cafe...until we realized it was just shift change.
21. Lenny informing all of the plaza cafe that we were gay.
22. Reenacting the orbit of every planet in our solar system around a big fountain while waiting 2 hours for the owner of plaza cafe to show up.
23. Mil Mulliganos.
24. Burp's performance of "being gay" at the fire hall show.
25. Playing tape hockey, and raquetbroom in the fire hall the entire night before our show.
26. Our first ever, honest-to-god, hardcore mosh pit at the fire hall show, and all of the bruises produced therein.
27. Tune or die!!!! (That's pretty much all that needs to be said about the first cedar's show)
28. Skungk!! *wink*
29. Almost getting kicked out of the jai lai for being under 21, even before we got to play... "but we're IN the band"
30. The above considering that Nate's uncle actually OWNS the jai lai.
31. "This next song is called Narghlagndksighisduigsklksgkh!!"
32. We actually WON the first round of the battle of the bands against a band that was 43 times better than us
33. (this one doesn't count towards the scoring system) As I'm walking into the jai lai before playing, I ask somebody who's playing... "umm..Lynt and Aphasia I think", someone corrects her: "no savagepastry is playing too" (bare in mind the bands actually playing were nector, dead to enslave and us)
34. Ash Blanket
If you remember 0 of these moments, go to www.malebonding.com - that should be more your speed.
If you remember 1-5 of these moments, then you definitely aren't going to enough pastry shows. Go to the calendar page and get your ass to another pastry show as soon as possible.
If you remember 6-10 of these moments, then you are a diehard pastry fan. Your pastry knowledge is adequate, but hey, you're no cassie pyle.
If you remember 11-15 of these moments, then you are a HARDCORE PASTRY FAN. Consider this a backstage pass to come up to us after a show and massage our lymphnodes.
If you remember more than 15 of these, you are either in the band, or Nate. Treat yourself to one free lap dance from Christopher Hvzdk.
If we forgot any that you think shoud be noted, just mail them to us.