real name: claudius orgasmo or Joel Lepak  (pronounced: joe-ewl lee-pack)

email: sweatybanana@hotmail.com 

sign: peace, man

favorite food: chocolate donuts emerged in powered sugar or catdaddy's leg (refer to the psu beaver concert)

favorite/most influential band: flaming lips, they might be giants

date of birth: t-b-a 

most outstanding physical feature: the 'brows, baby, the 'brows 

number of ex-girlfriends who left him for manic depressives: one 

political affiliation: sweaty banana 

little known fact: when he's not playing with savage pastry, orgasm enjoys his 2nd

favorite past time: dwarf tossing 

favorite saying: "fabes, you fucking racist..."

number of times he's stage dived into HARD-wood floors: one

his only actual purpose in s.p. : singing let's talk dirty in Hawaiian, crowd control + 
interpretive dancing 

number of sisters he's currently sleeping with: one 

duration of time with the pastry: limbo 

favorite states in the union: kentucky and delaware (but joel would let you know that kentucky is a commonwealth)

other bands that joel is in: burp