real name: Leonard Glenn Crist XXIV

height: 1.3 fleets

weight: 0.85 fleets

email: lenny@infonline.net

sign: Sagittarius

favorite food: milk

favorite/most influential bands: weezer, the causey way, pearl jam, ben folds 

date of birth: the day after john lennon died

most outstanding physical feature: aaarrggggg

number of ex-girlfriends currently stocking him: zero

political affiliation: elastic catastrophe

marital status: looking 

sexual preference: please?

joined savage pastry: right before the monster kid lost his shoes

the majority of his sexual fantasies contain: fabes girlfriend

nonmusical role in savage pastry: technical overseer, credit card. 

favorite pastime:  making fun of his friends

little known fact:  lenny enjoys the soothing and melodic sounds of his favorite light rock/new age band, cannibal corpse