Psychedelic Soup
						Words by Jason Methvin and William Dechant
		Ingredients,Ingredients, I cant think what to add Looking around the kitchen I wish I had more than I had. Battleships,Battleships, I want battleships in my soup I'll call the Navy imediately To see if they'll send some troops. Isotopes,Isotopes, I need isotopes for my soup I'll call the Chemist imediately To see what is the scoop. Wait a second! Wait a minute! I cannot be a kook! Surely I cannot put Battleships and Isotopes in my soup! I'll put subs,tanks,granite and guns And i'll wage war in my soup till the setting suns. I know,I'll put: Bureaucracy Dragons Polyurethane And Intercourse Envelopes Constellations Character And a Knightless horse. White Trash Fiberglass Brake fluid And Moonbeams Steamrollers Posies Shamrocks And String Beans. Throw of of these ingredients into a bowl Along with just a pinch of my SOUL......... And STIR. Finally my Psychedelic Soup is done Now its time to have some fun Have a bowl with some pie With no crust Sit on the couch and chant "IN SOUP WE TRUST"..... Suddenly a crowd appeared And someone yelled, "Count your chickens before they hatch" "May you die in a pile of frog shit", I chanted to the crowd. The crowd replied, "We're floating on No.9 the cloud" I yelled back, "Damn you!Eat your sqaush!" "Become one with your veggies" And suddenly race cars sped through the foyer And into the flock of rabbits. The rabbits lowered thier glasses and asked, "Leaded or Unleaded?" And I began to see people picking up thier yards and painting them. Several igloos and Polar bears gently shifted through the void And suddenly sneezes and matured and grew into young men. And out of sprays of color I can hear Came an Old Man on a skateboard And he said,"Go ahead,Make my DOG" And I said,"Eyelashes,Eyelashes,.....Eyelashes from Saturn!" He gave me a hamburger and I tried to cash it. And the old man suddenly swam away Just then there was a glass teardrop falling from cloud clowns, Hitting the ground, They shattered into pools of Neon Juvenile Delinquents. And the delinquent broke free! And streamed through the meadow! Slaying innocent race car drivers And rabbits And Polar bears In a vain attempt to storm the Temple and the throne where I sat. They approached and they launched parallelagrams at me! And in turn,I nodded in complete dissmay As the Battleships scouted overhead. And suddenly the word: SHAKATAKZIGZOGJIZAPOLLA Suddenly made sense to me!!!!!!!!! And I should for the Grace of me Send in the tanks!! Fire!!!!!!!, whispered. The tanks blasted time,space,and dentures at the delinquents Clashing together the delinquents melted into an Ocean of Rocky-Road over my balls. Ice Cream As the Captain of the SS Taco Salad approached me he said, "You have sinned for the genitourinary act of forgetting to put Crackers in your Soup" "I sentence you to Eternal Reality!" Just then a spoon descended into the chaos and fed order to me. And I awaken........Im kind of dazed..... My psychedelic soup has left me in a haze.... The house is wrecked My head is in the sink The dog is licking my leg And I dont know what to think. I must use crackers in my soup next time..... Yes next time I wont be so BLIND. (c) 1999