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Tune played here is
Enter Sandman by Metallica |
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Without any laughter, the windows of the soul would be clouded. |
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Ok, now for some geography. As you can see, I am not only down under, but so down under, that I need to come for air at times. You see Melbourne? (Can you say Melbourne for me?) Well, that's where I am, waving to you right now *waves* from around here and there. There are about *holds hands 50cm apart* that many of us here and the weather is a little *gestures with hand* bit like this and a little like that. Melben, that's how you pronounce it. Spoken quickly not slurred.
Well I hope that has given you a little more insight into this country I call home.
I love a sunburnt country, a land of sweeping plains.....umm, I don't know the rest...err, ask an aussie. |
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Now, I could show you pictures of koalas, platypus', wombats, kangaroos, wallaby's (hmm, not sure of the spelling there myself), they are like wannabes....and *sigh* I could show you crocodiles and bandicoots, and possums, kookaburras and the black widow spider who eats her mate after they ummm,,,,did u hear that noise? and I could also tell you about the praying mantis where the female rips the males head off as a form of foreplay. But I know you wouldn't really be interested in zoology;animology;vetinary sciences;did I mention animology?;insectology, biology,creepycrawlology. |
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But I prefer to get down to the nitty gritty of things. You girls out there will just LOOOOVE this next section...but then again, maybe not. The following is an insight to *sigh* I dunno, my weird sense of taste? I can't be that bad, can I? And for you guys out there IF ANYONE RESEMBLES ANY OF THE FOLLOWING, PLEASE CALL ME!!! |
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DAMN THIS GUY IS A HONEY .....wanna get me a piece of him I do, uh-huh I do!!! Hmm, now the one on the right also looks...oh sheesh! |
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Marilyn Manson |
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James Hetfield (Metallica) |
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Edward Kowalczyk
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I am always left speechless with this one |
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Anthony Kiedes and Flea (Red Hot Chilli Peppers) |
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Phil (Pantera) |
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Ian Astbury (The Cult) |
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Lenny Kravitz |
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You know, I yelled out 'yes, yes' everytime he asked that question, but got no response. Now he is singing about some woman...tsk |
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Hmmm just to run my fingers through his hair. Hair to die for, this one. |
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See? Not all the men I like wear makeup! Or have long hair. |
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Charlie Sheen |
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Tommy Lee Jones |
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Sean Connery |
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Robert De Niro |
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Oooh, he can take me under siege any time! |
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The sexiest man alive. |
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....err...he was talking to me |
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Email me |
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coolest person to visit |
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You are the |
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Graphics and backgrounds on this page are created by me.
Copyright 2000. |
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Click to go back to home page |
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Click on the link above to take you to the hottest radio station in Melbourne. (Psst, actually its heard right around Australia)AND IT WOULD HAVE TO BE THE HOTTEST RADIO STATION EVER TO HIT THE DIALS! It's FM 105.1 on the dial but www.triplem.com.au in cyberspace. |
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Last updated 24 June 2000 |
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