The Top Ten Rules of Professional Wrestling


10. If a good guy cheats instant disqualification due to the fact that he's setting a poor example
for the other wrestlers.

09. If a bad guy cheats he gets a stern warning from the referee and is given about 10 more freebies.

08. If you don't hear intro music when you come out well....you're dead.

07. It’s imperative that all wrestling organizations steal each others ideas with the fans at home saying “Hey didn’t the WWF do that last month?”

06. If you are fighting a guy named Goldberg you're going to lose no matter how many times you beat him over the head with a hammer.

05. If you’re a bad guy and hold a title or record of some sort and are getting beat one of your friends will run in the ring and beat on you for a disqualification.

04. If you’re a referee and there’s action on the ring side it’s more important than the match in the ring.

03. If you’re a good guy in a tag team match it’s imperative you keep the referees attention while your partner gets the crap beat out of him.

02. If your a bad guy and getting beat your team-mates will come in and destroy your opponent, if your a good guy getting beat up your opponents team-mates will come in and beat you some more.

01. If you’re getting beat up and make one good move you need to turn your back and gloat so your opponent can rest up a little and beat on you some more.



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