THE SMASH HITS BISCUIT TIN VS ABS AND SEAN

SEAN 1. If you were a kangaroo, what would you keep in your pouch? A keyboard and some money. That's it, really. That's all I need. I'd spend all my money on food. What would I want? Anything apart from marmite and custard? 2. What's the nasties thing you did as a kid? Ummm...(Shadily) I beat up someone. I had a few fights when I was younger, but I've calmed down now! I built up the kind of reputation where people stop bothering me. I wasn't hard. I was just mental. 3. Cows moo, she baa, pigs oink...what do goldfish do? They go "baab baaab". They also swim around looking out at people looking in and go, "What are they looking at?" 4. If you could have one experience without fear of repercussion, what would it be? I'd sit in the clouds so I couldn't see the earth. I'd love it, being away from everything. I'd like the clouds to feel soft and mellow and all you'd be able to hear is...silence. 5. Describe your bedroom... Very, very messy. It's not to be stepped in unless you know me! It's just a disaster. I haven't got my mum to clean it anymore, hahahaha! 6. Who would you least like to be stuck in a life with? I wouldn't like to be on my own-I'd be scared! If you were stuck in a lift on your own, it'd be awful, wouldn't it? 7. Sometimes you give the impression you don't enjoy being a pop star-is this true?

I wouldn't do it if I didn't enjoy it. I've always tried to look at the positive things in situations. Sometimes the bad things just get you down a bit.

8. When was the last time you lied to get your wicked way with the opposite sex?

I don't lie to girls. I couldn't say I've got this and that to impress them-I wouldn't feel true to myself. The way I see it, I am what I am, and if girls don't like it, I'm not bothred. Actually I used to lie to women about my age cos i like older women, but I don't do that anymore.

9. Why is the grass always greener on the other side?

(Wrinkling up his face) I suppose it's cos you always have a vision of how something is going to be and you always think of the good things so when the bad things happen, you're not ready for them.

10. What did you want to be when you were at school?

A singer and songwriter, I've been writing songs since I was nine. My teachers always used to say, "You can't just want to do that-you need to have some other career to back you up, in case it goes wrong." I used to get quite insulted that they didn't beliee I could do it. Mind you, when I was younger, I wanted to be a professional rugby player. Music took over in the end, though.

Abs

1. When was the last time you fell over?

Yesterday. I was leaning back on my chair and it tipped over!

2. If you could rule the world for a day, what would you do?

I'd like to go to Australia, but that'd take up the whole day! So I'd probably just sit in my room, play with my Playstation!

3. If you were an alien, what would you look like?

(Excited) I'd have a small head, bad-boy wraparound eyes, a slick hairstyle, massive fang, no noe, and holes for ears. I'd be a pretty mean alien, and I'd kick ass big time!

4. Have you ever snogged another famous person?

Never. Is there anyone I'd like to? No, I'e only got eyes for my baby(But she's famous, Ab!). She's coming back from holiday tomorrow after three weeks-I'm gonna go mad!

5. Have you ever been caught picking your nose?

Nah, but I wouldn't be embarassed. I'd do it blantantly, then wipe it on the person next to me, haha!

6. When was the last time you caught the bus?

Yesterday! I was travelling from Heathrow Airport to Bethnal Green, and some fans sat with me all the way.

7. Do you believe in life after death?

Yeah. I don't reckon we come back in other people's bodies, or as a bird, but I think your soul carries on to another place. Some people believe your body is just lent to you, so you have to look after it and not get tattoos and stuff. But I'm not preaching-I want a tattoo. I want a little dragon on my chest.

8. Who's the sexiest girl on earth?

(Immediately) Danielle. Every time I see her, I tingle and she brings a smile to my face.