| Staring: |
| In order of appearance: |
| Jay Ferguson | ..........as Himself |
| Chris Murphy | ..........as Himself |
| Patrick Pentland | ..........as Himself |
| Andrew Scott | ..........as Himself |
| Mike Nelson | ..........as Himself |
| Special Guest Appearance by: |
| Matt Murphy | ..........as Himself |
| Featuring: |
| Kiz | ..........as Bunny the Bus Driver |
| Sloan Kitten | ..........as Sugar the Photographer |
| Holly | ..........as Mini Backpack Girl #1 |
| Chelsea | ..........as Mini Backpack Girl #2 |
| sizzleteen | ..........as Mini Backpack Girl #3 |
| Laura Q | ..........as The Cashier |
| Antonia | ..........as Laundry Girl #1 |
| greengirl | ..........as Laundry Girl #2 |
| picode | ..........as Laundry Girl #3 |
| Rhiannon | ..........as Laundry Girl #4 |
| raspberryidol | ..........as Sarah the Bellgirl |
| Brent | ..........as Sergei |
| Cool | ..........as Ron |
| tracydetroit | ..........as Crowd Member #1 |
| indie_grl | ..........as Crowd Member #2 |
| KashGlenBarn | ..........as Chandelier Crushing Victim |
| Andy | ..........as Evil Robot #1 |
| dandywarhol | ..........as Evil Robot #2 |
| Phil | ..........as Evil Robot #3 |
| Whitney | ..........as The Roll Thrower |
| Jenn | ..........as B-Girl |
| KellyG | ..........as Go-Go Girl |
| radiobomb | ..........as Mystery-Villian-Girl |
| daydreamer | ..........as Ninja #1 |
| chloe | ..........as Ninja #2 |
| twink | ..........as Ninja #3 |