Casey's Sloan B-day card

I got this card from my very crazy uncle
Once there was a little girl named Wanda who worshipped the band Sloan. She loved their mod hairdos, their cheeky humor but most of all the legendary Sloan buttocks. One day she heard that they were playing a gig in town and decided she would do anything to get tickets. She waited 12 hours in the pouring rain to get the tickets and had to fight off a hobo named Willie who tried to cut in line. Finally the day came and she went to the concert with her dad who embarassed her by singing every Sloan song very loudly while doing the macarena. Then something magical happened, Sloan stoped playing and invited her dad up on the stage to dance. From that point on her dad was cool. "Sloan cool."
Happy Birthday Casey
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