Haikus
Sloan love Japan, right? Well I've decided to honour them by making Haikus about them. If you don't know Haikus are Japanese poems where the first line is 5 syllables, the second is 7 syllables, and the third is 5 syllables (they also are always pretty crappy!).
High kick to the sky Graceful like ballerina Watch out Jay, foot flies! Sloan, what is the joke? Body covered in fizz? Not funny, cola burns! Fergie wears green shoes So spiffy, but not to new Don't run on wet floor Andy Sabola It's not his name on the drums "Can I say something?" Play 70s rock Iggy's cool and Angus rules All bow to Patrick Shaggy mullet boy Different lengths, but dirty Maybe cuts own hair? Halifax rockers Indie, 70s, garage too Canada rocks out Many rarities 50 bucks for Japan albums The search continues Patrick, man of style Hair cut changes all the time The cool dude of Sloan Chris is hooked on math The king of crappy t-shirts Where does he get them?