If Sloan Weren't Sloan

Have you ever wondered what would happen if Sloan and the Spice Girls switched bodies? Probably not, but I don't really care, I'm just tryin' to entertain you.

Spice Girls
Chris-Scary
Why: They're both kinda in your face. I think they're both crazy.
Pat-Ginger
Why: Ginger has the best hair, as does Patrick.
Jay-Baby
Why: He's not actually the youngest, but they're the cutesy wootsy type.
Andy-Posh
Why: Posh is the strong and silent type, she's sort of a loner, like Andrew.

Pokemon
Chris-Psyduck
Why: Psyduck give's many a head ache, he's mental, just like a certain Sloan boy.
Pat-Snorlax
Why: This is a sleepy Pokemon, just like Pat, who apparently slept in too late delaying the concert I went to see.
Jay-Pikachu
Why: Pikachu is popular with the "mini-back packs and teddy bear crowd" just like Jay.
Andy-ummm
Why: I'm sorry, it don't work

Scary Monsters ahhh!
Chris-Zombie
Why: He likes to eat brains, no not really, I guess he brain washes people.
Pat-Vampire
Why: The eyebrow raising, is sort of Dracula like.
Jay-Ghost
Why: He'd be Casper the friendly ghost.
Andy-Mummy
Why: Ancient Egypt was damn cool, just like Andrew.

Teletubies
Chris-Tinkie Winkie
Why: Tinkie Winkie's the leader, and it's a magic bag, not a purse!
Pat-La La
Why: I dunno, La La plays guitar.
Jay-Poe
Why: Poe is the baby of the group, and he's the shortest.
Andy-Dipsie
Why: Dipsie's one cool little Tubbie.

Happy Days
Chris-Ralph Malph
Why: Ralph Malph was a dork, but he ment well.
Pat-Potsy
Why: Some one had to be Potsy. I know it doesn't work
Jay-Ritchie
Why: Ritchie never did anything to get in trouble.
Andy-The Fonz
Why: Ey! This one pretty much explains itself.

Full House
Chris-Joey
Why: He's the funny one with the mullet.
Pat-Danny Tanner
Why: He's the sensible one.
Jay-Michelle
Why: That's sorta mean, but oh well.
Andy-Uncle Jessie
Why: When you had a problem, you could count on Jessie

Degrassi
Chris-Joey Jerimiah
Why: He's a smart ass, but he's lovable.
Pat-Snake
Why: Snake's quiet and he play's a smokin' geetar. Once he tried to buy everyone beer but it didn't work, I think Pat likes to drink.
Jay-Yick
Why: People steorotype Jay, he's so misunderstood. But Yick became a drugie and Jay's straight edge, okay I give up!
Andy-Wheels
Why: Wheels is a loner, and the cool dude of the group, even though Joey thinks he is.

The Backstreet Boys
Chris-AJ
Why: AJ's the crazy ass party dude, he steels the show. But I think AJ must be stoned half the time.
Pat-Kevin
Why: Andy Ricter says that Kevin is the "weak link," but asides from that Kevin has crazy ass eyebrows man, Pat's know for his brows too, so yeah. Jay-Nick
Why: Nick, arguable the most lovable of the group reminds me of Jay, except for the fact that Nick Towers over the rest of the band.
Andy-Brian
Why: Well, Brian (formerly B-Rock) co-wrote "Larger Than Life" so he is apparently the Poet of the group. Don't ask me why I know so much about BSB, I don't even know why I do