In an effort to continue to show all you Outies out there just who is in this fan club, we have listed are most recent members below:
Pamela Anderson- She’s a big time Outie (in more ways than one).
Bill Clinton-Huge fan of crowd-surfing, but has been known to grab females breasts as they surf by.
Dominic Moceanu- Wanted to do White Island for her floor routine, but those in power gave it the ax. Soon to be a major motion picture directed by Oliver Stone.
Corky from “Life Goes On”-Hey, retards dig No Way Out too.
Fidel Castro-Where do you think No Way Out gets all those Cuban cigars?
Jeffrey Dahmer- Says it was No Way Out’s lyrics that led him to kill and eat his dead.
E.T.-He phoned home to tell all his friends about No Way Out.
Tony Iommi- The only good thing he’s done in the past three years was when he joined our Club.
Michael Johnson-What a better pair than the world’s fastest man and the world’s coolest band?
Bob Dole- His joining was just a publicity stunt to show that he was hip. Hip replacement is more like it.
Shridhal Chillal- The man with the 52 inch fingernails rules. But how does he get chicks???
Freddy Krueger- We all know he’s a Chillal wanna-be, but hey, he does get the chicks.
Hugh Hefner- Where do you think No Way Out gets their harlots???
Michael Jackson- On first listen of No Way Out, he thought Oscar was a little boy. He’s been their biggest fan since.
Chris Farley- Fat people love No Way Out.
Mr. Rogers- Gay people love em too.