Member List

In an effort to continue to show all you Outies out there just who is in this fan club, we have listed are most recent members below:

Pamela Anderson- She’s a big time Outie (in more ways than one).

Bill Clinton-Huge fan of crowd-surfing, but has been known to grab females breasts as they surf by.

Dominic Moceanu- Wanted to do White Island for her floor routine, but those in power gave it the ax. Soon to be a major motion picture directed by Oliver Stone.

Corky from “Life Goes On”-Hey, retards dig No Way Out too.

Fidel Castro-Where do you think No Way Out gets all those Cuban cigars?

Jeffrey Dahmer- Says it was No Way Out’s lyrics that led him to kill and eat his dead.

E.T.-He phoned home to tell all his friends about No Way Out.

Tony Iommi- The only good thing he’s done in the past three years was when he joined our Club.

Michael Johnson-What a better pair than the world’s fastest man and the world’s coolest band?

Bob Dole- His joining was just a publicity stunt to show that he was hip. Hip replacement is more like it.

Shridhal Chillal- The man with the 52 inch fingernails rules. But how does he get chicks???

Freddy Krueger- We all know he’s a Chillal wanna-be, but hey, he does get the chicks.

Hugh Hefner- Where do you think No Way Out gets their harlots???

Michael Jackson- On first listen of No Way Out, he thought Oscar was a little boy. He’s been their biggest fan since.

Chris Farley- Fat people love No Way Out.

Mr. Rogers- Gay people love em too.

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