This little bit of poetry is an excerpt from that amazing piece of email poetry. The writers are credited, so if you feel like suing, go after them, not us. A full version of this poem can be obtained for $5 from the fan club president.
'I once knew a guy his name is Cory.
Everyone thought he was kind of whory
He used to be in track and was really fast
But that was then, that is all in the past.
NOw he's a big fat massive stud.
He likes to eat pudding and chew his cud.
He gets all the women and I get none.
I'm crazy Stever and my part is done.
There once was a girl named Jen
She likes to get drunk and listen to Everything Zen.
She's Rhino's girlfriend, she's really cool
She's kind of kinky, and likes to have sex in a pool.
She is really good at giving head.
I should not have said that, I'm going to be dead.
I better stop now, this is too much fun.
I'm crazy Stever and My part is done.
-Stever
There once was a guy named Chad
He got all the chicks and massive amounts of supermodels kids called him dad,
He liked to poopie on a stick,
Did I mention he had a 20 inch dick?
Chad once had a fungus on his head
He likes to eat the toenails of the dead
He once saw Willy without his pants
you wouldn't believe it, but Willy's thingy was convered in ants.
There once was a guy named Steve
He had lots of boogars on his sleeve
At bowling he was really bad
And he never could get laid, unless you count his dad.
Now Stever was an intelligent chap
but on his head he did wear a jock strap
And when the blind guy got laid before him
he decided to get huge and went to the gym.
-Rhino
Now no one can compare to Chad
He's the stud, the shit...man he's bad
Those who don't know him would call him a geek
Even though we all know he's at his sexual peak.
But to all of those around these parts
Especially the girl who gave him her heart
He's the coolest, the greatest, an interesting guy,
That's all from me....oh me oh my.
-Abby
When Stever got to the Gym,
He got all Buff and Slim
That's why they call his Dick Jim.
Seeing that Jim was Chapped,
Stever got the Clap.
Trying to soothe the pain,
He stuck it with Novacain.
-Katrina (aka Tampon Girl)
There once was a guy named named Dave
Sex with armpits he did crave,
so he decided to go to Venus
But all he found there was some hairy penis
Now Dave himself was a homely man
He liked to whack off while eating Spam
He liked to turn his head and cough,
until his penis turned black and shriveled off
. -Rhino
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Someone Lost My poem about Rhino
He has what Mexicans call a Vagino
He is my hero because he lost the bet
He's got a dog that almost killed me for a pet
-Stever
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I really like the line about naming My Dick Jim
And I know my chances of getting laid are slim.
But I got a new pick-up line that can't miss the rim.
"Hey Baby, Want to light up your life, Step into a SLIM JIM"
-Stever
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This poem is getting kind of long.
Kind of like my penis which could stretch across Hong Kong.
Aren't you all glad I started this game?
Ok, I'm a loser and my life is lame
. -Stever
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Now I guess it's Eirc's turn
His penis looks kinda like a fern
It's green and leafy and it you could smoke
But it wouldn't feel as good as when he gives you a poke.
Eric is a real swell guy
Except when he unbuttons his fly
His buttcrack is liked by all the fairies
Maybe because it's full of dingleberries.
-Rhino
I know this guy named willy
if he ever got a girlfriend she better be on the pilly
cause if they had any kids they would look rather silly.
but he sticks to the butts
and has small nuts
do i know that for a fact?
not really!!
I know this guy named mike
he enjoys to ride his bike
he takes off the seat,
cause it feels really neat
to be rammed up the ass by something other than willy
-----------E.T. O'Brien-------------