Prophetic Poetry

This little bit of poetry is an excerpt from that amazing piece of email poetry. The writers are credited, so if you feel like suing, go after them, not us. A full version of this poem can be obtained for $5 from the fan club president.

'I once knew a guy his name is Cory.

Everyone thought he was kind of whory

He used to be in track and was really fast

But that was then, that is all in the past.

NOw he's a big fat massive stud.

He likes to eat pudding and chew his cud.

He gets all the women and I get none.

I'm crazy Stever and my part is done.

There once was a girl named Jen

She likes to get drunk and listen to Everything Zen.

She's Rhino's girlfriend, she's really cool

She's kind of kinky, and likes to have sex in a pool.

She is really good at giving head.

I should not have said that, I'm going to be dead.

I better stop now, this is too much fun.

I'm crazy Stever and My part is done.

-Stever

There once was a guy named Chad

He got all the chicks and massive amounts of supermodels kids called him dad,

He liked to poopie on a stick,

Did I mention he had a 20 inch dick?

Chad once had a fungus on his head

He likes to eat the toenails of the dead

He once saw Willy without his pants

you wouldn't believe it, but Willy's thingy was convered in ants.

There once was a guy named Steve

He had lots of boogars on his sleeve

At bowling he was really bad

And he never could get laid, unless you count his dad.

Now Stever was an intelligent chap

but on his head he did wear a jock strap

And when the blind guy got laid before him

he decided to get huge and went to the gym.

-Rhino

Now no one can compare to Chad

He's the stud, the shit...man he's bad

Those who don't know him would call him a geek

Even though we all know he's at his sexual peak.

But to all of those around these parts

Especially the girl who gave him her heart

He's the coolest, the greatest, an interesting guy,

That's all from me....oh me oh my.

-Abby

When Stever got to the Gym,

He got all Buff and Slim

That's why they call his Dick Jim.

Seeing that Jim was Chapped,

Stever got the Clap.

Trying to soothe the pain,

He stuck it with Novacain.

-Katrina (aka Tampon Girl)

There once was a guy named named Dave

Sex with armpits he did crave,

so he decided to go to Venus

But all he found there was some hairy penis

Now Dave himself was a homely man

He liked to whack off while eating Spam

He liked to turn his head and cough,

until his penis turned black and shriveled off

. -Rhino

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Someone Lost My poem about Rhino

He has what Mexicans call a Vagino

He is my hero because he lost the bet

He's got a dog that almost killed me for a pet

-Stever

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I really like the line about naming My Dick Jim

And I know my chances of getting laid are slim.

But I got a new pick-up line that can't miss the rim.

"Hey Baby, Want to light up your life, Step into a SLIM JIM"

-Stever

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This poem is getting kind of long.

Kind of like my penis which could stretch across Hong Kong.

Aren't you all glad I started this game?

Ok, I'm a loser and my life is lame

. -Stever

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Now I guess it's Eirc's turn

His penis looks kinda like a fern

It's green and leafy and it you could smoke

But it wouldn't feel as good as when he gives you a poke.

Eric is a real swell guy

Except when he unbuttons his fly

His buttcrack is liked by all the fairies

Maybe because it's full of dingleberries.

-Rhino

I know this guy named willy

if he ever got a girlfriend she better be on the pilly

cause if they had any kids they would look rather silly.

but he sticks to the butts

and has small nuts

do i know that for a fact?

not really!!

I know this guy named mike

he enjoys to ride his bike

he takes off the seat,

cause it feels really neat

to be rammed up the ass by something other than willy

-----------E.T. O'Brien-------------

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