The thing our parents love to hate is back! Enjoy!
1. Name- Garrett Bauer
2. Guitarist -Mad Cow
3. Where’d you guys come up with the name Mad Cow? From the Mad Cow disease.
4. If you saw a big cock, what would you do? I probably turn around and run [If you examine this answer closely, you’ll notice that it’s a rather Nixonesque answer because of his use of probably, showing that he is not certain about it. See mom, I did learn something in college.]
5. How often do you whack off? Three times a night.
6. If you were a female, would you ever leave the house? I would sit at home and play with myself a lot.
7. If you were invisible, what would be the first thing you would do? Go to the Bridge of Harmony and steal a whole bunch of amps.
8. Ok, this one could get personal. Rate each member of No Way Out on a scale of 1 to 10 with ten being the best on their musical talent and ability. Dave-6 Oscar-8 Brad-7 Cory-9
8b Are you aware that No Way Out has absolutely no talent whatsoever? No.
9. If you had a vaginal wall and it collapsed, what would you do? Build it up again
10. What is your favorite bodily fluid? Saliva, cause I like to spit on people off of bridges.
11. If you could cover yourself in anything for sexual purposes, what would it be, and why (Examples-chocolate, hot fudge, me)? Jello, Tie dyed colored jello.
12. Would you buy anal douche? No
13. Make up your own damn question and answer it. To be or not to be? Not to be.
14. What do you think about the other members of your band? The band has been a lot of help. I used to be able to not play guitar at all, and because of the members of Mad Cow, I can not play guitar a little.
1. Name-Aaron Lahr
2. Drummer-Francis
3. Where’d you guys come up with the name Francis? Katie thought of it.
4. If you saw a big cock, what would you do? Uhhh.....run.
5. How often do you whack off?I don’t
6. If you were a female, would you ever leave the house?Depends on how big my boobs were.
7. If you were invisible, what would be the first thing you would do?Girls locker room.
8. Ok, this one could get personal. Rate each member of No Way Out on a scale of 1 to 10 with ten being the best on their musical talent and ability. Dave-2 Oscar-5 Brad-6 Cory-12
8b Are you aware that No Way Out has absolutely no talent whatsoever?Yes.
9. If you had a vaginal wall and it collapsed, what would you do?I’d probably...like...kill myself.
10. What is your favorite bodily fluid?Blood.
11. If you could cover yourself in anything for sexual purposes, what would it be, and why (Examples-chocolate, hot fudge, me)?Pudding, cause it tastes good (Observe that he said this with a lilt in his voice.)
12. Would you buy anal douche?No. I’d just use my own cologne.
13. Make up your own damn question and answer it. I can’t do that.
14. What do you think about the other members of your band? I’m sick of em all.
1. Name-Brad Ruprecht
2. Bass Guitarist/Vocalist-Francis
3. Where’d you guys come up with the name Francis? Cory told Katie and Katie told us and we kind of snatched it up from Katie.
4. If you saw a big cock, what would you do?Leave it alone.
5. How often do you whack off?50 times a day [Does the word scabs mean anything to you???]
6. If you were a female, would you ever leave the house? I’d never leave the house....oh my God....I would find a broom handle.
7. If you were invisible, what would be the first thing you would do? Go behind Cindy Crawford and rip her shirt off. [ I hope I’m invited.]
8. Ok, this one could get personal. Rate each member of No Way Out on a scale of 1 to 10 with ten being the best on their musical talent and ability. Dave-6 Oscar-8 Brad-9 Cory-9
8b Are you aware that No Way Out has absolutely no talent whatsoever?Yes I am.
9. If you had a vaginal wall and it collapsed, what would you do?Get some drywall and some studs and rebuild it.
10. What is your favorite bodily fluid? (Laughs) you know when you got the runs?....it’s like fluid...
11. If you could cover yourself in anything for sexual purposes, what would it be, and why (Examples-chocolate, hot fudge, me)? Vulcanized rubber because it makes you stretchy.
12. Would you buy anal douche?If I needed it
13. Make up your own damn question and answer it. If a guy wanted Oscar to suck his penis, would he do it? Yes.
14. What do you think about the other members of Francis? Most of the time we’d like to ring his neck [guitarist Aaron Dressen] but what he lacks in personality he makes up for in talent.
1. Name-Aaron Dressen
2. Guitarist- Francis
3. Where'd you guys come up with the name Francis? Guys gave it to me.
4. If you saw a big cock, what would you do? Walk the other way.
5. How often do you whack off? Constantly.
6. If you were a female, would you ever leave the house? Yes, I'd go out in public and play with myself.
7. If you were invisible, what would be the first thing you would do? Just lay on the floor and let people walk over me.
8. Ok, this one could get personal. Rate each member of No Way Out on a scale of 1 to 10 with ten being the best on their musical talent and ability. Dave-10 Oscar-10 Brad-1 Cory-1
8b Are you aware that No Way Out has absolutely no talent whatsoever? No.
9. If you had a vaginal wall and it collapsed, what would you do? I'd move
10. What is your favorite bodily fluid? Sweat, because it's salty.
11. If you could cover yourself in anything for sexual purposes, what would it be, and why (Examples-chocolate, hot fudge, me)? Velcro.
12. Would you buy anal douche? No. Why? When you have Draino?
13. Make up your own damn question and answer it. If two people were having sex on the ceiling, who would be on top? Ummmm.....true.
14. What do you think of the other members of your band? They all suck. Brad. Oh God. He has the dexterity of a swollen tree and Al needs to try harder