Neo: Hello everybuddy and welcome to the game show everyone loves to watch...
Audience: BOY BAND FEUD!!!!!!
Neo: Yes, now let's introduce the boybands! On the right side we have 'N SYNC!!
*Audience cheers*
12 year old girl holding up "I Luv U Justin" sign: MARRY ME JUSTIN!!!
Justin: Yo! *Shows peace sign*
12 year old: *faints*
Neo: Um...yes...anyhoo, on the other side we have....THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!
*Girls cheer like crazy*
Girl with "I Luv Nick Carter" written in permanant marker all over her: I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABY!!!!
Nick: *said with a mouth full of twinkies* Hewo.
Joey: Hey! Where's you get those twinkies?!
Nick: *guards twinkies* They're mine!!
Joey: But I'm hungry!!!
Nick: *sticks out tongue*
Joey: *lunges at Nick who merely takes a step away letting Joey fall to the ground* WUMP!!
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Neo: EXCUSE ME!!!!
*crickets chirping*
Neo: Thank You!! *straightens cool lookin sporty type glasses* Alright, now this is how the game works. Two people go up to the buzzer things and are asked a question about a survey. Then whoever gets the right answer, gets the rest of their team to finish the survey thingy blah blah blah. Ok! First up, AJ Mclean and Lance Bass!!
AJ: You're goin' down pansy.
Lance: Pshaw! That's hardly possible. *does a hair flip action though he has no hair to flip*
Neo: Alright, Lance, AJ, lookin mighty fine there by the way...
AJ: You're looking pretty lovely yourself. *checks Neo out*
Neo: Garsh! *giggle snort* Um...hehe...in a recent survey, 36 people were asked what are the 3 most common names people give to pets?
BUZZZ!!!!
Shannon from the buzzer/dinger booth above studio: Sorry!
Neo: ahem...anyway....
Lance: *BUUZZZ!!!* FiFi!!!
Neo: um..no..
Lance: What?! But that's what I would name my pet!
Neo: Yeah well you got it wrong ok?
AJ: *picks at dye stain on shirt* grrrrr...stupid-ass spot. Makes me wanna--
Shannon: DING!! DING!! DING!!!
Neo: That's right! Ok you go over there now and let's ask Kevy!
Kevin: Well....Neo....I..think.....that--
Shannon: BUZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
Neo: Sorry! Times up! Ok, Brian. What about you?
Brian: Well how about--god dammit!!! TYKE!!! Go pee on Leighanne! I just bought new pants!
Shannon: DING!! DING!! DING!!!
Neo: That's correct!!! Ok Nick, if you get this right, you guys get 50 big ones!
Joey: WOW!!
Neo: I didn't mean THAT!!!!!
Nick: *nods head*
Neo: Alright, name a common pet name.
Nick: .....*blank stare*........
Neo: Two more seconds!
Nick: ........Sparky.......
Shannon: DING!! DING!! DING!! DING!!!
Everyone stares at Nick in awe.
Neo: T-that's...CORRECT!!! 50 points go to the BACKSTREET BOYS!!
Howie: Nicky! You did it! *gives Nick a big bear hug who seems to be enjoying it* (note: LMAO!!! We were high on cadbury chocolate bars.)
Neo: Ok! On to round 2!
Nick & Joey: I'm hungry.....
Neo: Quiet you.....Come on Howie and Justin! You're next!
Justin: Yo! Yo! Yo! Dis be phat!
JC: ..zzzzz...NO TINKY WINKY! NOT THE MAGIC BUNNY SLIPPER!!!...zzzzzzzzz....*snore*
Everyone looks at JC confused
Joey: JC likes Tinky Winky?
Chris: Who would've known...
Shannon: HEY!! JC!!!
JC: ..zzzz...*snort*..zzzzzzz.....
Shannon: *mumbles* Dammit, the guy of my dreams doesn't even know I exist. Stupid box. Why does it have to so high? *throws microphone foam stuff at JC's head*
JC: Huh? *snort* What is Atlanta?
Shannon: *waves like a maniac* UP HERE!!
JC: *looks up half asleep* Who're you?
Shannon: Dammit! *jumps down from box and grabs JC* Let's get outta here. We've got some catching up to do. *snickers*
JC: Will there be coffee?
Shannon: *sigh* uh...yeeeaah. There'll be plently of coffee.
JC & Shannon run to...well...use your imagination!
Neo: Ok, now that we don't have a buzzer/dinger person, I guess the game's over and the Backstreet Boys wi--
Clare: WAIT!!!! *comes from out of no where* I'll be the buzzer/dinger person!
Chris: What's a buzzer/dinger person?
Clare: A person who buzzes and dings I guess. I dunno. Ask Neo. She wrote this!
Everyone looks at Neo
Neo: Um...uh....Clare! Get up there!!!
Nick: I want another twinky.
Clare: *grins* OKAY!! :D
Neo: *getting pissed now* Claaaaare.....
Clare: ALright! Alright! I'll be down there later Nicky!!
Neo: Next question--
*THUD* Kevin is lying on the ground snoring.
AJ: What the hell?!
Brian: Uh oh! Kevin must've tried to say something with more than 10 words in it and must've fallen asleep just trying!
Tyke goes over to Kevin and does his...well.....um...well nature called for Tyke! (note: ROTFL!!! No. we wouldn't really do that. Kevy's on of my favs!!!! Tyke misses Kevy completely!!! There!)
Neo: Anyway, in a recent teenybopper survey, who are the 3 most favourite boyband members?
Howie & Justin: BUZZZ!!! ME!!!!
Everyone falls to the floor laughing.
Neo: *wipes a tear from her eye* s-sorry Howie but y-you're wrong. HAHAhAHAHahahahaha......
Howie: *pouts*
Lance: Awwww...there, there Howie. *goes to Howie to comfort him*
Justin: Hahahaha!! Dat's be me!! *points to Neo* Foo! HahAha!
Clare: DING!! DING!! DING!!
Neo: Holy crap...that's right!..NOOOOOOOOOOO--oh and one thing Justin.
Justin: Hmmm?
Neo: *grabs Justin by the collar* Don't you ever call me a fool again you hear?!
Justin:...yessum....
AJ: WOW!! Now that's my kinda woman!!
Neo: *drops Justin on the floor and blushes towards AJ* *giggles*
AJ:Hey! Ya wanna ditch this lame-ass gameshow and get a litte....busy
Neo: DO I EVER!!!
AJ & Neo run off
Chris: Hey! What about the show? I want my car!
Justin: You can have it! Nothin can beat my Benz!
Clare: I'll finish the show!....Hey! Where's Lance and Howie?
Giggles coming from backstage.
Clare: Mmmmmk, nevermind.
Nick: I still want my twinky!!
Brian: AHHHHHH!!! Lord save me!! Tyke has gone insane!! MAD DOG! MAD DOG!!!! *runs away screaming with Tyke chasing him*
Clare: Aw crud. Wait! Now Where's Joey!!
A chef wearing white chef clothes runs across the studio holding a spatula covered in chocolate icing.
Chef: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Joey: *runs by* But I only wanna lick the spatula! Come back Mr. Philsbury Dough Boy!!
Clare: Geez! What a day this turned out to be. I'm surprised the audience is still he---
Audience has run away for their dear lives. Even the teenyboppers!
Clare: Aw screw this! Let's go Nicky! *grabs Nick's arm who still holding the buzzer with a blank stare*
Nick: I resign in Florida.
Clare: Yes you do. Now come and let's ditch this place.
Nick: But I still want my twinkies!
Clare: I'll give you all the twinkie you want! *grins*
Nick: YAY!!!
Clare & Nick run off.
Chris: I still want my car.
Justin: Yo! Dis game show sucked-ass! Mad bitch....
JC: ....*snore*...I love you too Tinky Winky....zzzz.zzzz..zz...
THE END!
Neo: Or is it??? MWHAHAHAHAHAHaHAhahAHHAHA---*BANG!!!*
Shannon: Finally! Some piece and quiet! *walks away with her frying pan*