The Hotel Interview

**Neo and Shannon are waiting in the BSB's hotel room for there exclusive interview**

Neo: Where the hell are they? It's been 5 minutes and 35 seconds and they still aren't here yet!!

Shannon: So maybe they're a bit late. They just finished a concert!!

Neo: Oh yeah, well while we're waiting, let's raid the mini-bar!!! *openes up mini-bar and starts going through the stuff*

Shannon: *mutters*What an idiot...

**Door opens and AJ, Howie, Kevin and Brian step in**

AJ: Hey!

Neo: Huh?

Shannon: Wha'?

Brian: What the?!

Howie: What?!

Kevin: ...........?

Brian: What are you doin' here?

Shannon: We're supposed to interview you.

Brian: Oh yeah. You're those "I like Nick's butt" people.

Neo: Hey look! There's a bottle of vodka back here!!!

AJ: I never saw that!! Lemme see! **Joins Neo at the mini-bar**

Kevin: .....Hay!...

**Everyone looks at Kevin strangely**

Kevin: What are you...doin' in here?

Howie: Um...anyway, let's start the interview then.

Shannon: But where's Nick?

Brian: *looks behind him* Yo D! You were supposed to watch him!!! He might be attacking the chef's in the kitchen again!!

Howie: But why do I have to watch him all the time?

AJ: 'Cause you're the only one that he listens to.

Howie: But how come he only listens to me?

Brian: Because he likes you.

Howie: ...........Oh yeah!! I'll get him!! *runs out the door* I'm comin' Nicky!!!

Kevin: *Looks around* Where's Nick?

Shannon: Um...oooookay. Let's start shall we?

**Everyone finds a place to site except AJ and Neo who are still going through the mini-bar**

AJ: Anybuddy want a martini?

Shannon: Neo, get away from the mini-bar.

Neo: But--

Shannon: Now!

Neo: But--

Shannon: Don't but me missy! Get your ass outta there!
Neo: Geez, you're starting to sound like my mom. *sits on a chair beside Shannon*

**Howie comes in holding Nick's hand**

Howie: Now you've gotta promise me not to attack the cooks again, ok?

Nick: But I was hungry! You know I can't go without food after a concert!

Howie: *whispers into Nick's ear*

Nick: Ooooohh! *giggles gurlishly*

Shannon: Now getting on to business, how was the concert?

Howie: It was great! But why was everyone laughing at me?

AJ: Look in the mirror.

Howie: *Looks in the mirror and it cracks into lots of itty bitty pieces* ACK!!! MY HAIR!! WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME IT WAS THAT POOFY?!!!

Brian: Well...

AJ: Um....

Kevin: ................

**Strange silence**

Shannon: Anyway, are you guys gonna make anymore videos?

Brian: Yeah we're working on one for Larger Than Life and it's gonna ROCK!!

AJ: And I get to wear a shirt I borrowed from Britney!

Shannon: uh huh.......um...sooooo.....any girlfriends??

Neo: ....Oh AJ!....*snore*

Shannon: *elbows Neo in the stomach*

Neo: OW!!! YOU {censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}{censored}!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: .....................................

Neo: Um....uh....hehehe........*gulp*

AJ: WOW!! I've never seen anyone swear like THAT before!

Neo: *blushes* Oh garsh...*giggle*

AJ: *whispers something to Neo*...........*Nods*

*Neo and AJ run out of the room laughing*

Shannon: Ooooooook. I think we'll end this.

*AJ comes running back in, grabs the bottle of vodka and runs out again*

Shannon: Uh....thank you for your time and I think I'll be going now.

Nick: But wait!! You have to read me a story!!!

Howie: I'll read you a story Nicky!

Kevin: *blank stare into the wall*

Brian: *Talking in a baby voice to Tyk* Oh what a little cutie you are. Coochie coochie coo!

Shannon: *quietly and slowly tries to walk away without getting noticed*

*Door swings open*

JC: *holding some barely dressed girl whos giggling away* Whoops! Wrong room! Sorry!

Shannon: WAIT!!!!!!!

JC: SHANNON!!!

Shannon: JC!!!!!

JC: *drops the girl, picks up Shannon and runs off*

Brian: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! TYK, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BITE ME!! !!! MAD DOG! MAD DOG!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE PEOPLE!!!

Howie: And the fairy told Cinderella to get a pumpkin.....

Nick: *sucking his thumb curled up in a ball beside Howie*

Kevin: .......*blank stare*......Brian's my cousin....

And there you have it people, our first tale of survival. Buh bye!!

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