This is the Madman. I now own the Blah. Bruga fucked up for the last time. He ignored my warnings and he paid the price. Now shut up and listen or the same will happen to you.
This rag will no longer be devoted exclusively to the masturbatory adolescent genre known as "rocknroll" or "pop" as wimpy pale queers in England call it. This rag is going to be put to the larger purpose of the Madman, which includes but is not limited to:
- The Political Arena
- International Scandals
- Comic Books
- Chicks
- A New and Long Overdue Random Notes Section
- A New and Unwisely Overlooked Trash Section
- A Column About Nothing But Film
- A New Letters Section
- Anything else that courses through my rotten little earholes.
From this day forth, this rag will be known simply as The Blah. It will be constantly destroyed as its obsolescence consumes it, as it consumes everything.
That is all for now.