People who don't think probably don't have brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.

You can't help respecting anybody who can spell Tuesday, even if he doesn't spell it right. -Rabbit

Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.

"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet,
"what's the first thing you say to yourself?"
"What's for breakfast?" said Pooh.
"What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet.
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind.
"Pooh!" he whispered.
"Yes, Piglet?"
"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw.
"I just wanted to be sure of you."

Once upon a time, a very long time ago now, about last Friday, Winnie-the-Pooh lived in a forest all by himself under the name Sanders.
"What does the name' mean?" asked Christopher Robin.
"It means he had the name over the door in gold letters and lived under it."

Updated on January 7, 2001.