Quote1
"I'd love it if metal came back and stuck a big fucking broomstick up everyone's ass. That'd be rad!" -Whit Crane 1995

Quote2
"We go out at night and have some beers, and have them at practice and we have them after practice and we have them during the show and after the show..." -Klaus Eichstadt 1995

Quote3
"We desire to be on the cover of Hit Parader, and we deserve it. C'mon dude, please?" -Whit Crane 1993

Quote4
"We wake up with hangovers in the clothes we were playing in the night before. Depending on how out of hand we got, we apologize to our tour manager for being dicks. " -Whit Crane 1992

INTERVIEWS
- "Ugly Kid Joe: Metal Missionaries!" - Blast! 1992
- "Ugly Kid Joe: As Big As They Wanna Be" - Circus 1992
- "Ugly Kid Joe: Livin' It Up" - Hit Parader 1992
- "Ugly Kid Joe: Road Report" - Metal Edge 1995
- "Ugly Kid Joe: Menace To Society" - RIP 1995
- "Ugly Kid Joe: The Will To Survive" - Hit Parader 1997
- "Ugly Kid Joe: Maybe for fun..." - HMA 2000