Oh wow...today sucks. I spilled Coke on my keyboard. Now I'm stuck with one of these
nasty "natural" keyboards. This is just simply sick. How is anyone supposed to use one of these? I just don't understand the idea.

I just cleaned my room, and I found 20, yes, exactly 20 Coke cans. Now I know why my mom's pissed. I'm not supposed to have Coke in my room. That's because my dad thinks I'll spill it on my keyboard. Good thing he doesn't know that's how I lost the last two keyboards. Then what's the chance that this computer would still be in my room? Not very high.
Okay...I'm Bob Johnson. I'm a junior at Wheaton North High School. What fun. I like to do lots of stuff, but I also like to do nothing. I'm in scholastic bowl, which is actually fun because it's like a game show or something. I'm in Deja Vu, this literary magazine we have at our school, and I'm in Tech Club because it would seem really strange if I wasn't. I enjoy playing and listening to music of many kinds, but my favorite band is by far Velvet Underground. I listen to a bunch by them, Lou Reed, Talking Heads, and the Modern Lovers. I think the only '90's stuff I have in my music collection would be Set the Twilight Reeling by Lou. I don't think I own anything from the '80's, but can you blame me? Don't ask me if I have a favorite song, because I don't think I have one anymore. I'm very tired, very irritable, and that pretty much speaks for me any time of the day, any time of the year. Today's Monday, and I don't even remember Sunday, and I am therefore not in a terribly good mood, thank you very much. If you want to see a homepage, click here.
As for physical appearance? Good question. Hmm... Last time I checked I was 5'8", but that was a while back. I weigh about 145#, and I have shoulder-length brown hair, green eyes. I wear blue jeans always. I normally don at the least two t-shirts, and I wear very green Vans. I think the color green is really ugly, but I also like the color, so ah well...
Fave author: Robert Anton Wilson. Fave T-shirts: Unamerican Activities, Rhubarb T-Shirts, Schwa Corporation. Fave browser: Netscape. Fave jeans: Levis. Fave drink: Coca-Cola. Fave show: South Park. Fave game: Acrophobia. Email address: adamweishaupt@hotmail.com. Fave chipmaker: Zilog. Fave museum: Obsolete Computer Museum. Check out Meme! Check out ICQ! Check out my garage! Check this dork out! So long for now...