Have you ever had a friend who had a toilet for a head? If you ever do acquire one, that is a friend with a toilet for a head not the actual "toliet head," the polite thing to do is not to make a big fuss about it. Just pretend like their head is a human head, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. Just because they happen to have a large white porcelin bowl attached to their neck, that doesn't mean a damn thing. Just a word of advice regarding an all too common occurence that society just blows way out of proportion.