Packer head football coach Mike Holmgren dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Mike a little two-bedroom house with a faded Packer's banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach. Most people don't get their own houses up here," God says. Coach Mike looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. Minnesota Vikings banners line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Viking football helmet sits between the marble columns. "Thanks for the house, God. But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Denny Green gets a mansion with new Minnesota Vikings banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment. "That's not Denny's house,"

God says. "That's mine."

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, "Yes, that's my wife's seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days, but now my wife is dead." The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad he couldn't find some relative to give the ticket to and enjoy the game together. "Oh no," the guy said, "they're all at the funeral."

Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Lambeau Field?

A: Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.

On the night after the Ice Bowl, Vince Lombardi got into bed with his wife, Marie. Marie said "God your feet are cold". Vince said, "In bed you may call me Vincent, Dear!"

Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

A: Because Minnesota would want one too.

Q: What separates the one good team from the bad teams in the NFC Central?

A: The Wisconsin border.

A man walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. He noted a dog intently watching a Packers - Bears game. Whenever the Packers scored, the dog would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This happened over and over as the Packers scored again and again, and at the end of the game the dog let out a loud howl and ran out of the bar. The man thought this was pretty unusual and asked the bartender, "Gee that's amazing. What happens when the Bears win?" The bartender replied "I don't know, the dog's only 4 years old."

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241."

"That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

To which the lady answers, "144."

"That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51."

Albert responds, "How 'bout them Packers?"