Here is a list that was posted in the Trash-talk mailing list. It was written by SupaviXen2@aol.com.

1. U say arse instead of a**.

2. U track down every Garbage website on the Net.

3. Everytime someone says the word "garbage" your mind automatically sings "I'm Only Happy When it Rains".

4. Your wallpaper consists of a fiery redhead, one blond man wearing black in all the pics, a guy with semi-long hair con goatee(did i spell that right), and a tall balding man.

5. The only reason U go on the internet is to find out info about Garbage.

6. U beat the sh*t out of anyone who belittles Garbage emotionally or physically.

7. U try to speak with a Scottish accent or wished U were from Edinburgh, Scotland with a band who's name coincidently means the same as trash.

8. U have tried on patented leather knee-high boots.

9. U adopt the words "lad" and "lass" into your vocabulary.

10. U eat cheese(not necessary but I thought that I would include that)!!!!!!!

11. U subscribe to trash-talk, a little mailing thing where all the obsessed Garbage FANatics post their feelings about the band to relieve their itch.

Warning: Please don't take this seriously or offensively. I'm just a bored
gal writing this mail to pass time.
                                                                 Yours Truly,
                                                                     Amy
                                                                 SupaviXen2

13. You own all 88 Garbage releases on sale at Amazon.com!