I'm only happy when I'm stoned
I'm only happy with some Nembutal
And though I know you can't get it all
I'm only happy when I'm stoned
You know I love it when I sniff a lot
And why I feel so good to smoke some pot
I'm only happy when I'm stoned

Pour your heroin down on
Pour your heroin down on me
Pour your heroin down on
Pour your heroin down on me

I'm only happy when I'm stoned
I need a fatty to get really buzzed
I only like the really fresh, fresh bud
I'm only happy when I'm stoned

(Guitar solo - a good time to get really stoned)

I only laugh when I'm high
My only comfort is bag of crack
I didn't accidently tell you that
I'm only happy when I'm stoned
You'll get the message by the time I'm through
After I give you some strange mushrooms
I'm only happy when I'm stoned

Pour your heroin down on...down on heroin down
Pour your heroin down on me...down on heroin down
Pour your heroin down on...down on heroin down
Pour your heroin down on me...down on heroin down (repeat)

I would love some of that weed, as long you don't care

I'm only happy when I'm stoned
You'll wanna hear about my new obsession
I'm trippin' high upon a deep depression
I'm only happy when I'm stoned

Pour your heroin down on
Pour you heroin down on me...I'm only happy when I'm stoned
(repeat)

Written by Richard Tsai